Chivalrous Planet of the Premier Variety

So BTB has gotten me convinced, and now I've committed to the idea of "translating" Brave New World into a fresh new hell of engrish. I'm ready to put a wonderful new spin on such classic lines like "Well don't that just beat all...", "General Leo, I will avenge you.", and literally every other line of dialogue in this game. It's all getting restructured, and I wanna see how long it takes until I snap.

I'm absolutely up for ideas on specific scenes or characters. Naturally, engrishy is better, but humor is always appreciated.

Let's do this.

...a typical Leo.

dis gon b gud

If anyone needs access to the dialogue source, let me know.

For a second there I thought the spambots were back.

Ooh, can we lampshade Cyan by having him speak even more outrageously overwrought Early Modern English?

6 hours ago, Bishop said:

Ooh, can we lampshade Cyan by having him speak even more outrageously overwrought Early Modern English?

Of course!